Things that happened today:

→ I made substantial progress on cleaning the disgustingly dirty upstairs kitchen. It only took an entire bottle of Fantastik and two rolls of paper towels.

→ I finally was e-mailed about returning to work - hopefully next week, but if not, the week after.

→ I got another hefty cheque from my father. I can't cash it until April so it is in the frog's mouth. That's not actually a euphemism. I have a porcelain frog with a screwed in upper lip that can open and hold things.

→ Iiiiiii.... have not called the doctor about my knee yet. Because I am the most intelligent. But rest assured, it is hurting right now.

→ I don't know, cleaning takes forever.