Whenever Dayquil says it's "non-drowsy", it's usually lying.

I seem to be doomed to get sick immediately succeeding the start of the semester. Thankfully, there is very little work for the first month of any semester and I can coast as much as I need to. Doing the bare minimum to stay caught up while my body fights off this foreign invader? BRING IT.

But, seriously, Dayquil? You need to stop tricking impressionable ladies with your promises of "non-drowsy" relief. I can barely sit upright.




...My head hurts. :(