Letters to me

[temples]

Dear self,

You are much more productive if you are in a good mood. Yes, this week sucked and turned you into a barrel of lethargic monkeys with one tin of applesauce. GET OVER IT. See how much you've already accomplished, at almost-but-not-quite 10 a.m.?

REMEMBER THAT.

Love, Stupidface.




Dear self,

EAT THREE MEALS A DAY.

NO, REALLY.

IT HELPS.

Love, my fucking stomach.

p.s. I will get around to comments soon. I've just been in a mood.

Comments

[prefacing]

DEAR JES












I love you and you are awesome.


Love, Val

[temples]

DEAR VAL

You are the best Stephanie ever to not actually be a Stephanie and I'm so glad you're my friend.

Love, JES.

p.s. let me buy you a paid account already!

[twinkle_toes]

DEAR JES,


Well, you are the best Flounder King to actually be a Flounder King and therefore I am very glad you are my friend.

Love, your loyal subject.

p.s. NO.

p.ps. why did I use this account....

[temples]

DEAR VAL

LET'S GO TO DISNEYLAND THIS SUMMER

YUUL CAN COME TOO

Love, your most noble and modest flounder king

p.s. :(

p.p.s. Because you're doing tags when you should be working, naughty Val!

[watsons]

DEAR JES AND VAL,

I ALREADY WENT TO DISNEYLAND WITH PAR AND LENA

CAN'T WE GO TO LEGOLAND INSTEAD?

Love, a shark

p.s. i'm the one who buys val paid accounts

p.p.s. i don't know i just wanted to feel included

p.p.p.s. hi

[temples]

DEAR YUUL AND VAL MAYBE TOO IF SHE'S HERE

I would love to go to Legoland! TWO THEME PARKS. Because I've never been to California.

SO DECREES THE FLOUNDER KING. GLUB GLUB.

GLUB.

Love, I HAVE A CROWN ON MY HEAD

p.s. so if you buy Val's paid accounts and Val buys my paid accounts... WHO WAS PHONE

p.p.s we will always include you, my beautiful yuulerson

p.p.p.s HI HI OMG HI

[prefacing]

DEAR JES AND YUUL WHO ARE BOTH NOW HERE

Yessssss, let's go to Legoland I have never been to Legoland this sounds like an excellent plan.

When are we going?

Love, a cake-eater

p.s. PHONE was my invisible friend.

p.p.s you are always included

p.p.p.s GOODBYE :D

[temples]

This summer.

LET'S GO. CALIFORNIA, AHOY.

p.p.p.s this isn't in letter format, I'm lazy.

[temples]

...I want some of your cake. :(

[prefacing]

But what if you don't like my cake?

[temples]

I am a friend to all cake! As long as it's not gross. :D

[prefacing]

..............

What are your thoughts on cocoa carrot caradamom cake? Because that is the kind of cake I have.

[temples]

...Does it taste like chocolate?

[prefacing]

It tastes like chocolately goodness in my mouth.

[temples]

Oh dear god.

I MUST MAKE IT MINE

[prefacing]

I WILL MAIL YOU A WHOLE CAKE ONE DAY.

[temples]

...Will you.

Will you really. :'D

OH VAL.

MY HEART, THOU HAST... PIERC'D IT WITH THY... KINDNESS AND... CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS...


yeah idk what I'm saying