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I (actually) find this really funny, but I want to brush my teeth too
Actual thing that just actually happened. Actually.
Me: ...Where's my toothbrush?
Housemate: Oh, I threw it out.
Me: ..........!!
Housemate: I was using it to clean the saltshakers.
Housemate: Just use the other one! :D
Me: (at this point, I demonstrated my lack of happiness with that idea by dramatically hurling the other toothbrush into the trash bin.)
Housemate: ...or not!
So now I don't have a toothbrush, because the good one was used to clean dishware and then thrown out, and then I threw out the crappy one in protest. (I did manage to find a horrible, hateful travel-sized toothbrush under the sink that I used reluctantly.)
I make great decisions.
And, I need out of this house.
Two more weeks!
Me: ...Where's my toothbrush?
Housemate: Oh, I threw it out.
Me: ..........!!
Housemate: I was using it to clean the saltshakers.
Housemate: Just use the other one! :D
Me: (at this point, I demonstrated my lack of happiness with that idea by dramatically hurling the other toothbrush into the trash bin.)
Housemate: ...or not!
So now I don't have a toothbrush, because the good one was used to clean dishware and then thrown out, and then I threw out the crappy one in protest. (I did manage to find a horrible, hateful travel-sized toothbrush under the sink that I used reluctantly.)
I make great decisions.
And, I need out of this house.
Two more weeks!
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