# 22

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A conversation that legitimately just occurred in my household.

Sarah: Hey Jes, I found something special at the [grocery] store!
Me: Cool, paper magazines!
Sarah: ......... They're pizza bagels.
Me: I KNEW THAT SHUT UP

This is a paper magazine. I reload and shuffle them around at work.

This is the box Sarah was showing me.



Apparently they're interchangeable in Jesland.

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Myself and my knee are simultaneously horrified and amazed by the sheer amount of stuff Youtube has to offer. Do you LIKE! BOYS!, Val? Because if you do, you too could perform in this spontaneous 80s dance number!

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....I don't think I'm talented enough to be in a 80s dance number....

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HUSH, VALEFICENT. You will go and dance.



But seriously, YouTube is a treasure trove of mindless junk and I think I'm drowning, help, help!

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YES MY QUEEN.


/goes forth and dances!



.....How long have you been staring at YouTube now?

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For, like.

Two hours.



VAL, IT'S PARTY TIME!

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Jes, I've lost you. :'(

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BATMAN DOES NOT EAT! DX

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THEN HOW DOES HE LIVE?

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Through jaw power, obviously.

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................

I love how the featured video after it is "Batman eats a hotdog"

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If it didn't tell you, you might assume Batman is eating something unseemly.



Like an orphan.

Shaped like a hot dog.

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..............D8


Not the orphans! I almost typed Oprah.

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You know, if it came down to Batman's jaw vs. Oprah...

I'd bet on the jaw every time.

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I would too.

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Hey, Val.

I've left YouTube. :3c Want to guess what I'm doing now?

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As long as you're not reading Reddit, I think I'll be okay.

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What the hell is Reddit Okay, never mind!

No, I'm staring at my two volumes of DRRR!! DVDs. There's a serious misprint on the episode listing of one of the discs and I think I just lost faith in all that was good in anime. >:

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Reddit is what most college kids read when they want to procrastinate. 8( It is a thing of the Devil.

OH NO. Dare I ask how bad the misprint is?

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You shouldn't have told me about it, Dave. ):

Two of the episodes are incorrectly titled! Completely incorrectly titled, too. Not just a syntax error or something. So between the first volume and the second, four episodes have two titles among them. Episode 6 and 10 are both listed as Never Before Seen, and episode 7 and 11 are both listed as Storm and Stress.

My life.

It is without meaning now.

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To both those things.