I had another entry in mind that basically would have turned into emotionally indignant ramblings not unlike a dinosaur crying blood because its foot is caught in a bear trap and it can't reach the doughnut box, and that is really freaking bad, okay!
HOWEVER, I don't care and neither do you, so, this is my message to myself.

So, yeah.
You know what's awesome? Lactose free ice cream. Lactose free ice cream is the best thing in my life.